
I interrupt the criminal neglect of my duty to my widespread
blog audience (hi, Aunt Virginia!) to report on a trip to the Big House.
Michigan Stadium and I have experienced a rocky relationship, one
consisting of a few hours together followed by more than 20 years of
resentful separation. My one previous visit remains a miserable
memory: packed into a row that was overfull before we squeezed into
it; a complete inability to see the field, not to mention the players;
enjoying only passes in a game that contained all too few (this was Bo
Schembeckler's three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust era); and--worst of
all--a growing suspicion I was in the presence of tens of thousands of
fools, since attending a UM game was obviously a fool's exercise.
I'm honestly befuddled by the dramatic difference between that
experience and Saturday's. Although in the end zone, our seats gave us
a perfectly fine view. Getting into the stadium took time, especially
because skybox construction interfered with some of the stadium
entrances, but my expectations were so low, they were exceeded
magnificently.
I would not have chosen to return to the Big House were it not for
Der
Drübermensch's pleading. My fine young 10-year-old sports fanatic
had been dreaming of this day ever since attending a tailgate party
fund raiser for his boychoir last fall, where he found out that UM
football is a very,
very big deal.

Like the devout of all other religions, practitioners of UM football worship attend
carefully to its rites and rituals, eschewing any deviation from
tradition. Of all details, I was most charmed by the gleaming white
gloves worn by director Scott Boerma, which must have been a real
sacrifice on what was a warm late summer day. Note in the photo the
band with its line of tuba bells; the student section behind them can
be seen by the line of demarcation where the yellow shirt-wearing
students end and the fatcat alumni in their center-field seats begin.
Note the luxury skyboxes towering above, which, even in their
incomplete state, make the ancient press box look seedy by comparison.
Football is the stuff dreams are made of, and not doubt many in the
crowd envy the (true) freshman quarterback who lead the defeat-weary UM
team to a convincing victory. Others might envy coach Rich Rodriguez
whose name the crowd chanted. For me, my moment of envy came late in
the game when Neil Diamond's voice blasted from the speakers:
Sweet Caroline!
[ooh-ooh-ooh!]
Good times never seem so good
and 109,017 voices sang his song with him. They'll be singing it long
after the men of the gridiron are broken down old men, and forgotten.
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