The Fredösphere

Uh oh!

As you can see from this picture, the maiden flight of the Airship Fredösphere was an incomplete success. It was going to be a big surprise, culminating in a triumphant mooring high atop the Empire State Building. In hindsight, I agree I should have contacted the authorities before attempting this "stunt," and yes, I need to apologize to anyone who may have been offended. My lawyer has advised me to be careful what I say, so for now I'm not going to comment on the damage.

And yet, if I am allowed to have an opinion here: sheesh! It's not like anyone died or anything, probably. New Yorkers are so uptight about their skyscrapers. It seems the entire city government has its undies in a bunch over this. The jerks.

I hear scientists have a new gas now, called helium, that's quite safe. Maybe I should give that a try next time.

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